If you're flying today

I hope you have a gentle patdown, and may you be blessed with a seat in redneck first classFrom the Urban Dictionary, naturally.

Redneck First Class: When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class


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