A continuing educator walks into a bar

In Orlando. When he sits down, the bartender tells him: "I'm sorry, we have a dress code here.  I can't serve you unless you have a necktie on."  The continuing educator leaves, goes back to his rental car, and looks around frantically for something to use as a tie.  He finds some jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, and walks back into the bar.
The bartender looks a him a minute and says: "Okay, I'll sell you a drink.  But don't start anything."


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