A continuing educator walks into a bar
in Orlando. He meets a pirate sitting at the bar. The continuing educator notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch. He asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow! What about your hook?"
"Well," says the pirate, "while my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off."
"Incredible!" remarks the continuing educator. "How did you get the eyepatch?"
"A sea gull dropping fell into my eye," says the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?"
"Well," explains the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook..."