A continuing educator walks into a bar

In Orlando, accompanied by his dog. He asks for a martini for himself and a beer for his dog. With that a man at the bar says, "I don't want to drink at the same bar as a dog." The dog and the man get into a fight, and the man shoots the dog in the foot. With that, the dog yelps out of the bar and down the street.
A week later the same dog walks into the same bar, this time wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, a black gun belt with a pair of black colt .45's one on either side, and a black bandage around his sore foot. He goes up to the bar and says to the bartender "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."


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