A continuing educator walks into a bar

In Orlando.  He's had a hard day at the conference and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice.
“Hey mister! Nice-looking shirt!” 
He looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off.  
After a little bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again.
"Hey mister! Nice pants!" it says. 
Again, he looks around, sees nothing but a bartender who is busy attending to other customers.  
Shaking his head, he sips once more.
“Hey mister! Cool shoes!”  
He puts down his drink, frustrated at this phantom voice, and signals to the bartender, who comes over.
“Barkeep,” he begins, “what is that high-pitched voice I keep hearing?”
“Oh, those are the peanuts,” he replies. “They’re complimentary.”


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