A continuing educator walks into a bar

In Orlando. He has recently defended his dissertation, so he is very proud of the "Dr." on his name tag.  He sits down at the bar and orders a hazelnut daiquiri.  He and the bartender chat for a while, and the continuing educator orders another hazelnut daiquiri. 

Time passes, and he orders a third. The bartender is dismayed to find that he is out hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he mixes together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and sets it on the bar. The continuing educator takes a sip of the drink and exclaims, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No, I'm sorry, "replies the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."


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